Calvin (@aurosan)

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I talk about politics and pop culture a lot. I do something for @DoSomething, but all opinions here are my own. Don't take me too seriously.

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Calvin Y'all can't be serious. I'm the one in the center. LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS THEY'RE THE SAME!!'
Calvin PS the boy to the right was the love of my life in high school I thought he was so dreeeeeamy. I hope he's ugly now.
Calvin My best friend just sent me this photo from our high school yearbook. I WAS SO UGLY.
Calvin RT @Maxgschneider: Just added 100 more slots for my @Stageit show today at 5pm PST donating to @DoSomething! Come join baby!
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Calvin CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
Calvin @henryevil Yes.
Calvin @tyleroakley Log out.
Calvin I will never pronounce it JIF. The G stands for Graphic. I don't give a shit what the guy who created it says. He's WRONG.
Calvin Is it just me or does Macklemore look like one of those heads carved out of an apple that's left to dry?
Calvin I'm at Venice Beach and there are so many beautiful men I can't breathe. I need to just wear a potato sack and crawl into a hole.

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