Tell your senators: The time for comprehensive #ImmigrationReform that fuels innovation is now. t.co/FYydM6yaCF #iMarch
RT @AndyRichter: ATTENTION HOLLYWOOD: Any producers needing music for main characters' first kiss, my song "Welcome to Boner City" is still…
Pizza won't ever break my heart, I hope at least. 🍕😍
Naturally I’m wearing Au Naturel lip color - works day and night and in between. Get natural! #kardashianbeauty @kbeautyofficial @rickys_nyc
Friday is Q&A day! Ask me a question, tag it #yokoQandA & I'll answer the best 10 questions each week at t.co/0bkYu6Ukhd love, yoko
In homage to Duchamp, I urinated in & photographed these gorgeous works of art at the Centre Pompideu. t.co/O5PmQdFJW9
My new @Reebok #LiveWithFire story has dropped! "NYC roots. Street style. Designer inspired." Check it out here: t.co/FDjqbMhtlF
That moment when you buy scissors and then you try to open them but you can't because you DON'T HAVE SCISSORS.
.@Bethenny hadn't seen my present to her in Times Square, so I surprised her on my show. t.co/q3jPi8jWfw
More teens are ditching Facebook for Instagram & Twitter. Or as they told their parents, “nothing” and “don't worry about it.” #fallonmono
Common America we can do better than this. Love is Love. Lets fix it!!!!!
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You did OK"@Mzbaddazz: I remember sucking off @50cent n his security......this nigga got a 50 cent dick"
"a goal is a dream with a deadline....
there are 7 days in a week someday isn't one of them...do it now!"
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