The first time I was in the news (at 3 days old) #TBT t.co/NrYPCs3HtQ
Tell your senators: The time for comprehensive #ImmigrationReform that fuels innovation is now. t.co/FYydM6yaCF #iMarch
RT @AndyRichter: ATTENTION HOLLYWOOD: Any producers needing music for main characters' first kiss, my song "Welcome to Boner City" is still…
Pizza won't ever break my heart, I hope at least. 🍕😍
Naturally I’m wearing Au Naturel lip color - works day and night and in between. Get natural! #kardashianbeauty @kbeautyofficial @rickys_nyc
Friday is Q&A day! Ask me a question, tag it #yokoQandA & I'll answer the best 10 questions each week at t.co/0bkYu6Ukhd love, yoko
In homage to Duchamp, I urinated in & photographed these gorgeous works of art at the Centre Pompideu. t.co/O5PmQdFJW9
My new @Reebok #LiveWithFire story has dropped! "NYC roots. Street style. Designer inspired." Check it out here: t.co/FDjqbMhtlF
That moment when you buy scissors and then you try to open them but you can't because you DON'T HAVE SCISSORS.
@NathanTheWanted Happy Friday!!!! t.co/5veXFhABx4
RT @iamfrench: Congratulations to my girl @ashleytisdale & the rest of the Phineas&Ferb crew on their @CriticsChoice nomination. So proud x
.@Bethenny hadn't seen my present to her in Times Square, so I surprised her on my show. t.co/q3jPi8jWfw
More teens are ditching Facebook for Instagram & Twitter. Or as they told their parents, “nothing” and “don't worry about it.” #fallonmono
Tonight, my ex-lover Zach Galifianakis t.co/cGwRiN4BP9
@garyleethompson @timhamburger you bet. Long day of travel, eh?
Common America we can do better than this. Love is Love. Lets fix it!!!!!t.co/5aQmjW0K0n
@LeBronJames WOWEEE! What a shot. 2.2 secs!!
GOOD MORNING AMERICA! two minutes to go..we gon' make it! t.co/vC5PdMY829
You did OK"@Mzbaddazz: I remember sucking off @50cent n his security......this nigga got a 50 cent dick"
Vin Diesel’s son went to ER, asked to hear vin’s cover of @rihanna’s stay to calm down...adorable t.co/1w4qRRY8Uz
Follow my homegirl @VidaGuerra
"a goal is a dream with a deadline....there are 7 days in a week someday isn't one of them...do it now!"t.co/nrGdGXZh
Leroy and I taking off to NY t.co/XCh2VlAtua
RT @Shape_Magazine: Love @britneyspears? You could win her perfume for free! Details here: t.co/ludCxG0w6O