Thank you, croissants, for letting me know how annoying someone is based on how they pronounce you. #ThankYouNoteFriday
I guess when babysitting ur 3 year old niece ur gonna have Yo Gabba Gabba"All My Friends Are Different" song in ur head when trying 2 sleep
#YeezySeason #JuneEighteenth t.co/477Vb95265
I heard an early demo of #OohLaLa smurfed its way onto the internet today :( The real version will be at radio and iTunes June 16th
Gonna miss this guy. t.co/1mP3DWlvPc
Congrats on a fabulous career david Beckham you've been a joy and a pleasure to watch. Welcomed to the retired life.
@YouTube I think you're missing a cat video.
Weekly Address: A rising, thriving middle class is the true engine of economic growth. t.co/AYORtbf441
World, I'm doing my jaden smith eyebrows at you: ie: I'm worried about you 😟
I Support @JamieOliver‘s Food Revolution Day #FRD2013 t.co/N1FoFnWnOU
RT @MariahAlerts: #BEAUTIFUL raves: InTouch: 5/5 stars "Song of the summer is here!" People: "Hot Single!" 3.5/4 stars. EW: "Song of the su…
RT @nickwoodhouse: Maybe a collab? @lancearmstrong @LanceHerbstrong @steveaoki t.co/WAZ0Bg2pi8
Played Houston! Then rehearsed in Vegas for Billboards! Then cleaned my closet and concluded that roughly 79% of my shirts are striped.
Instill the word PEACE in the minds of every being in our society. We are very close to getting there!
@nodoubt Happy birthday, Nina!!!
Grateful 2my friend Valerie Jarrett @vj44 4continuing 2spread the word about my #EMPOWERED campaign t.co/Ei7Yx34M38 @GreaterThanAIDS
@hassanksmith @chrissyteigen welcome to twitter!
"a goal is a dream with a deadline....there are 7 days in a week someday isn't one of them...do it now!"t.co/nrGdGXZh
I’m supporting Food Revolution Day because like @jamieoliver I believe food education & cooking skills can help save lives #FRD2013
I thought this was gonna be crazy.no Method,no Ghost,no Cappa Donna Damn t.co/UkI7VONlY0
This little boy got to see his father over @Skype. It will melt your heart. I love my job. Watch Monday. t.co/dGmn5NM8MC
#Intertubes: Internet memes imagined as a '90s toy commercial, @RyanGosling hates his corn flakes & MORE -> t.co/jIuElxOo7j
Good morning. Sifting salt. Blessed island life. t.co/oWHchRaX9j