Thank you, ATM fees, for allowing me to buy my own money. #ThankYouNoteFriday
Manchester was OUTRAGEOUS 2night!!!!!!!!!!!! Thx u 4 MASSIVE love!!! & 2the best band, singers, dancers & crew!! t.co/FEKCLafX7e
Getting ready for #MemorialDay Wknd! We've got a chest of snacks & a cooler loaded with drinks! I hope that gets us to our exit off the 405.
RT @Shape_Magazine: Love @britneyspears? You could win her perfume for free! Details here: t.co/ludCxG0w6O
At the Kravitz Design office Soho working on a hotel project. t.co/eMIxKtbkLI
RT @iamfrench: Congratulations to my girl @ashleytisdale & the rest of the Phineas&Ferb crew on their @CriticsChoice nomination. So proud x
This weekend, show our men and women in uniform some appreciation. #MemorialDay t.co/qRRP8l7qdA
"a goal is a dream with a deadline....there are 7 days in a week someday isn't one of them...do it now!"t.co/nrGdGXZh
I have one lesbian and one straight dog. t.co/bha2aN5znq
@LeBronJames WOWEEE! What a shot. 2.2 secs!!
RT @TLaTela: That "that ugly faced black man" @AmandaBynes tweeted about has something to say... t.co/VAg9KeBUNV via @PerezHilton
Sexy and sweet... t.co/mBDwbDc433
RT @ConanOBrien: I truly believe we’re all in this together. Now I just have to figure out what “this” is.
In recent news there's new news about the news.
That moment when you buy scissors and then you try to open them but you can't because you DON'T HAVE SCISSORS.
@KenBobPryde hmmm, reminds me a bit of another echo chamber.
@diplo hahaha this story is so funny has to be a joke.i guess he deserved to get murdered...
The first time I was in the news (at 3 days old) #TBT t.co/NrYPCs3HtQ
#Lambily!!! Thank you for standing in the rain while I was dealing with the ensem drama etc. I love you so much! #L4L t.co/vz1odh45Za
VOTE NOW t.co/EbsivB2x4Q for @YokoOno to win 'Digital Genius' at the MTV @OMusicAwards Become a SuperFan & add more votes #YokoOnoOMA
RT @AndyRichter Is there a big Black tennis-themed drag queen named Penis Williams yet? There should be.
Louisville May 31! My @shaqallstartour is funny as hell. Dr. O knows!! @robertpowell3 & @lavarwalker comics to watch t.co/FJTZUSCuS1
"@all4joya: @50cent I heard you paid for Asia's horse and carriage .... If that's true I have so much respect for you #ripasia"
whats on ur weekend playlist?